Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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