Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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