I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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