Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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