your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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