Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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