dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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