I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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