"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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