If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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