haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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