Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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