True but thats because hes a fetus.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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