I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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