if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
