New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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