dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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