like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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