Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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