Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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