they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He felt like a one man threesome
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
they're like a gay fantastic four
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
that is very illegal...i love you.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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