So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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