I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
No stitches, just platelets and will power
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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