I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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