Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
how drunk are you?
Several
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Randomize
