you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
i've created a new STD.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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