watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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