is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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