Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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