whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
if only i could text you this smell
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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