Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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