Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i dont even know how to be here
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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