no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
There r osticjed everywhere
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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