So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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