No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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