Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You can make out without kissing
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