im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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