so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I queefed so loud it echoed.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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