Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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