i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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