shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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