It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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