I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
