Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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