I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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