I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
your like the ambassador to my penis.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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