i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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