this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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