respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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