you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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