:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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