I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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