the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
its liver damage thursday
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
