if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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