jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Randomize
